whitepajamas:

[What is the loudest thing in the ocean?] 
Alan Davies: Crabs! 
Stephen Fry: No, not quite crabs. 
Alan Davies: Lobsters! Crayfish! [starts snapping his hands like crab claws] 
Jo Brand: Is it some sort of vibrating thing?
Stephen Fry: Well, no, you’re doing exactly— what Alan is doing is exactly right. 
Alan Davies: [still snapping his hands] What I am doing is exactly right!